And we haven’t even ordered yet.Īs we were perusing the menu we started to tune into the background music of the place – which really should just be referred to as “music” because we were practically shouting at one another over it. I have to believe they’ve cornered the market on this specialty.Ĭassi: I don’t know what to do – I mean, there are pickle chips and Crab Rangoon offered in the same place? Where are we? Why can I order both?Īlso – why is every instance of the word “crab” spelled with a K in this menu? Spelling 101 Anyway, it starts out with a few pages of sports bar-esque American food (burgers, wings, salads, sandwiches, fried apps) followed by several pages of Asian dishes (sushi, hibachi, bento boxes, fried rice).īecause those are two types of food I would probably never think to prominently feature together. Too bad they’re going to have to change it after this review. Let’s start with the menu – which I should point out says Hyde Out on the front cover, so I’m starting to catch on to the name they seem to think they want to use here. As you read on I’m fairly confident that name will be one of the few things that makes a clear amount of practical sense with regards to this place. Which is why, from here on out, I’m going to give this place a new name: The Identity Crisis Café. … at the place where nobody knows your name … or really even what the name of the place is … Also if you look closely at the web page address for The Paramount, is still the domain.Ĭonfused yet? We sure are. But the location is actually the old Grille on Waterloo that we went to about four years ago. See if you can follow along in this fantastic lesson in what-not-to-do-in-marketing … the website says the name is The Paramount, but the directions led us to a place with a sign out front that reads The Hyde Out.
At least we think that’s the name of this place.
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